Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Passports what the hell.

Did you know the number of pages in the New Zealand passport application form is 14. I reckon you could get it down to half that, but then some kiwis would loose their jobs. How many pages for the USA? Anyone know?

If a dog craps on a suburban pavement should the owner be responsible? Yes! I'm going to camp out in a near-by street and catch the canine pooch in the act.

When the afore mentioned crap is trodden on, a biological disaster occurs. Where have all the road sweepers gone? Don't you hate those leaf blowers all they do is blow the leaves and crap to another part of the street.