Did you know the number of pages in the New Zealand passport application form is 14. I reckon you could get it down to half that, but then some kiwis would loose their jobs. How many pages for the USA? Anyone know?
If a dog craps on a suburban pavement should the owner be responsible? Yes! I'm going to camp out in a near-by street and catch the canine pooch in the act.
When the afore mentioned crap is trodden on, a biological disaster occurs. Where have all the road sweepers gone? Don't you hate those leaf blowers all they do is blow the leaves and crap to another part of the street.
Woof
Wednesday, July 05, 2006
Tuesday, July 04, 2006
Church signs
A sign on the side of a local church:
"God must exist otherwise life would be meaningless". So?
Why do drivers at traffic lights take so long to realise that the lights have changed from red to green? Colour blindness?
Still on cars; if you are waiting to turn right at an intersection, get your car into the middle of the intersection and keep as close as is safe to the middle line. This could enable other motorists to cross the crossing. Makes sense?
I said three thats all you're getting.
Woof
"God must exist otherwise life would be meaningless". So?
Why do drivers at traffic lights take so long to realise that the lights have changed from red to green? Colour blindness?
Still on cars; if you are waiting to turn right at an intersection, get your car into the middle of the intersection and keep as close as is safe to the middle line. This could enable other motorists to cross the crossing. Makes sense?
I said three thats all you're getting.
Woof
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